WIVES ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (WAON) REVEALS THEIR PLAN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

Updated on February 13, 2017 in Marriage wisdom
0 on February 13, 2017

WIVES ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (WAON) REVEALS THEIR PLAN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

We’ve been watching with keen interest the nefarious activities of the unregistered and Childish association called Girlfriends Association of Nigeria(GAN) and their recent press release about the forth coming Valentine day. (You can read it here)
To stop their unruly attitude,We held an emergency National executive Meeting,follow by National caucus and Enlarged Council Meetings today 11th  of February,2017 and came out with the following resolutions:

This is our resolution:

1. That on Valentine day,all husbands will be a stay-at-home hubby because we have secured a judicial injunction to declare the day a private holiday.

So,no husband is going out on that day. All appointments and official duties cancelled!
We are working this one out with the Ministry of Women affairs and Civil Societies for implementation.
We urge all employer of labor to release all Married Men (with Valid Wedding certificate and wedding rings in their Hands) for their wives on that day or at least allow them to close by 12 noon.
2. If there is any reason for any husband to go out on February 14th,he must do so with his housewife wearing the same kind of attire,holding hands.
3. Hence forth all husbands must wear their Wedding rings at home,in the office etc.
4. All husbands must submit their phones,Ipad,tab and laptops to their wives as soon as it is 12am on that day and will not have access to them until February 15th by 4am.

4.That all our children will be away from our matrimonial home on valentine’s day to stay with our Grandma.This is to avoid any form of distraction in our love journey

5.We have agreed to treat you like VIP lover-boy with our girlish instinct.Hottest romance and raw intimacy awaits you on that like you have never see in your lifetime.

Wives’ Association Of Nigeria…….our husbands in safe hands

Signed,

President of Wives’ Association Of Nigeria.

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